Thursday, February 9, 2012

Can you help me pack a gift basket for the Yamster?

cyanide pills. What else?

Can you help me pack a gift basket for the Yamster?
Explosives...with the timer set for--soon
Reply:Give me about 30 minutes, I feel a good crap coming on!
Reply:Plastique...
Reply:I'll throw in a pail of dirty diapers.
Reply:IDK, but once (years ago) my ex fed our hamster xanex, it ate it's friend and then somehow committed suicide.... xanex is a great suggestion, just make sure yammy is caged!!!
Reply:painful rectal itching
Reply:Send him some anthrax.
Reply:oooo-oooo-oooo I just found a skunk roadkill. I'll send it by truck to you.
Reply:One of those marvelous Jihadi poems in the hand grenade envelope.
Reply:An arsenic laced squeeky jesus toy.
Reply:Stick the cyanide in some sweet potatoes. I hear Yamsters like yams. Also, a hand grendade disguised as a party popper would be cool.
Reply:I do have a special surprise for the little rodent...


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