What is the most embarrassing gift you've ever received?

Mine was last Christmas, when I opened a gift basket full of "toys" for the bedroom, oils, etc.



Aw Mom, you shouldn't have.

What is the most embarrassing gift you've ever received?
Big sigh I'm still waiting for an embarrassing gift. Poor me. I only get the practical stuff. I have to buy the embarrassing stuff for myself thank goodness for internet shopping. I can pretend it's not from me.



Does that me I have boring friends and family?
Reply:lmao Remember a previous question when I mentioned "penis butter" That's an actual thing. My grandmother sent it to my stepdad and my mom as part of their wedding present.

My most embarassing was red lipstick, and when you opened it, the lipstick itself was in the shape of a penis. (a gift from the same grandmother)

I really enjoyed applying it though...is that wrong?
Reply:Crotchless panties from my then husband's aunt at the family Christmas party -- his uncles wanted me to model -- EWWWW!
Reply:That rat was great, I'm quite concerned

Appreciation, you've never learned

What about the vibrating fanny

You gave me in front of our dear old granny?
Reply:A light switch cover of a naked man. Guess where the light switch fit?! This was a gift at work from a coworker.
Reply:LOL...from your MOM?! Thats great.....

I always get thong panties in my stocking from "Santa" at my grandparents house....

~SP
Reply:An electric razor. Thanks, mom.
Reply:Underwear.
Reply:'twas for our birthday don't you know

My brother gave me - it was so low!

He had found an old gray rat!

Now what's a Tweedle to think of that?!