My wife gave me a gift basket this morning, it had cologne, aftershave, body wash and DEODORANT. What am I?

supposed to think of this? TWO sticks of deodorant!



Who gives someone DEODORANT for Valentine's Day?



I didn't say anything besides Thank You, and she didn't smile or anything.

My wife gave me a gift basket this morning, it had cologne, aftershave, body wash and DEODORANT. What am I?
That's sweet! I'm sure she put allot of thought in that and she is just trying to show you that she's thinking of you and cares about you. Besides we all know how difficult it can be to buy any type of gift for a guy especially on a mushy day like Valentines.



Buy her something special and take her out somewhere special, show her that you appreciate all that she is to you.



Take Care
Reply:It seems like she wants you to think about how much you smell.
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:Glad you are taking it in as a HUGE HINT! You obvious have body smells. Big Time B.O.!!!! Use the products! Or ask for an exchange for unscented if you have allergies. Like most of us have!
Reply:Maybe it was what the gift basket was comprised of, no alterior motives just happened to have it.
Reply:I know you probably hated this gift....Women usually give people they love gifts that they personally would like. She probably likes getting a gift basket, filled with spa stuff, or things to pamper oneself with. She thought you might like it, too. Some people think that if they like something, their partner will like it, too. I know in your case your probably don't like it. I used to give gifts like your wife did, but, I learned from experience and give my Val better gifts he likes.
Reply:She wants you to smell good..use it and shut up.
Reply:At least she gave you something besides a hard time! Be thankful. She thought of you on Valentine's day. This sounds innocent enough unless you have a guilty conscience.
Reply:lol funny. maybe its a hint you need to wash more?
Reply:It's just a gift. Don't read into it.
Reply:It's hard to shop for men on Valentine's. I still have to get my husband something.
Reply:soooo

what did you give her??

or you didn't

soooo

what will you give her??
Reply:PLEASE take a hint and don't make a big deal about it. It will make your wife happy and result in a stronger marriage.
Reply:maybe she's trying to throw you off and suprise you tonite! *wink wink*