I'm decorating the "guest" room.
How can I arrange false hope attractively in a gift basket?
For false hope don't forget to add a package of ribbed condoms....extra large.
Reply:Losing lottery tickets, bottles of vodka filled with water, placebo sleeping pills, and joints rolled with tea leaves. Don't forget a nice can of cocktail sausages - and no can opener.
Reply:A lovely arrangement of dead, black roses in a basket with some pretty tissue paper and wrapped in festive celophane.
Reply:Add a $5 book of McDonald's gift certificates and some hotel shampoo.
Reply:Fill it with rose petals, bath oils, Egyptian cotton towels and empty condom wrappers.
Reply:A pistol with one bullet in the chamber sitting on the nightstand next to the pen and notepad.
Reply:LMAO.....Get it all from the nuns!
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