What kinds of things do I put into a 40-year old gag gift basket?

"The Forty-Year Old Virgin" is genius!



How about a set of bleak wristbands:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6127.html

or a set of seven deadly sins wristbands:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6133.html

a Dead Duck

http://www.mcphee.com/items/10994.html

a Tiki God of Health

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11529.html



If you want to really be morbid, one of these "fun" coffins:

http://www.bkpuffnstuff.com/funcoffins.h...



Or you could just have these guys make the basket for you:

http://www.delightfuldeliveries.com/eone...

What kinds of things do I put into a 40-year old gag gift basket?
A copy of 40-year-old virgin (released December 13th).